BLARG BRANDON!

*************** ASTERISK BELT (I steal it and wear it as a fashion statement)****************

[ Person ]

1. Name: Rebecca
2. Nicks: Cabbage, Bec, Becca, Fabio, Fredrico, Claw
3. Residence: Earth
4. Natal City: the city of my mother's womb
5. Sign: Yield
6. Sex: Male?Female?Both?
7. Occupation: The quintessential "sexy librarian"
8. Motto/Quote: A foot for an eye is just lame
9. Homo/Bi/Hetero: Pan-fried-bi

[ Appearance ]

10. Hair color: Mahogany brown
11. Short or long hair: it depends on the humidity
12. Eyes: blue/green/magic
13. Best thing about your body: it has skin
14. Glasses: Contacts, I fear the loss of my eyes
15. Piercing: Ears
16. Tattoos: I had a naked woman, but she left me

[ Your "First" ]

17. First BFF: someone I shared an orage with in transitional first grade long long ago
18. First kiss: Gene Simmons!OMG Kiss!
19. First Pet: Goldie and Black Beauty I
20. First Concert: Weird Al (unless B.B. King counts)
21. First love: Literature!

[ Faves ]

22. Movie: Dangerous Beauty or something magical that I've forgotten
23. TV Show: What's TV? For the sake of being mocked later Veronica Mars
24. Color: Silver, Sanguine, Orchid
25. Band: Marching
26. Song: Of Myself
27. Best Friend: Angie
28. dA Friends: most of the people I watch
29. Candies: with strangers?
30. Resturant: Izumi (sushi is the uber-awesome)
31. Store: Barnes and Noble/Waldenbooks/B Dalton and Marine Specialties
32. Animals: the platypus...but really wolves and foxes
33. Books: The Awakening, The Crucible, and Sara Douglass books
34. Magazines: I get, but don't always read, Rolling Stone and Smithsonian
35. Shoes: Boots whenever possible or the shoes made of my feet
Cartoons: If Daria still existed, I wold watch it
Anime: Ouran High School Host Club and Midori Days

[ Actually ]

36. Your mood: A constant state of confusion
37. Single: There is only one of me...but I have an attachment
38. Eating: chemical ice! (flavored like blue)
39. Drinking: my own spit...or maybe it was water
40. Online: Yes, but it's not straight
41. Listening: To an annoying tapping that I can't quite place, but it stops whenever I'm not typing, so it must be trying to trick me
42. Thinking: About thinking about thinking, and wondering if I'm wasting my time
43. Do you want: Do I want what? A pony? A war? What?
44. Watching: The cursor move
45. Wearing: No pants

[ Future ]

46. Children: My unborn children say "two"
47. Wedding: Far far from now in a galaxy far far away
48. Travels: Without a doubt
49. Occupations: Poet! ...probably a psychologist or a priestess of a dead religion
50. Car: I steal various hybrids to get where I need to go, then return them without detection

[ The other sex ]Why not my own sex? Why does this ignore the fact that it asked me if I liked my own gender?

51. Hair: Samson says hair equals power
52. Size: Proportionate...or something. I don't care that much
53. Cute or Sexy: Sexy in a cute way
54. Lips or Eyes: Do they not get to keep the one I don't chose? Eyes fascinate me.
55. Hug or Kisses: Hershey's kisses
56. Tall or short: Taller than me, but I'd prefer a smaller height discrepancy
57. Hot or cold: Cold if they're made of weather
58. Affair: I'm not a homewrecker, but if they're not exclusive I don't care

[ Had you ever... ]

59. Kissed weird people: Every one of them
60. Drunk Tequila: Ew...no.
61. Smoked: No.
62. Broken hearts: I don't think so?

[ Do you believe in... ]

63. God: If "god" means a universal entity that cannot be defined as one or many, then yes
64. Miracles: I believe in karma and a plan for the universe
65. Love: In terms of friends and family
66. Aliens: the illegal ones
67. Heaven: If "heaven" means another plane of existance where all is revealed, then yes (though I'm not sure if there is anything after that)
68. Hell: I believe somethings require you to live your life over again, but not in the traditional sense
69. Kiss on the first date: Why not?
70. Horoscope: I believe in generalized characteristics but not in daily predictions
71. Destiny: I believe there is a plan for the universe that will come to a certain end result, but you still have to live through the steps to get there

[Answer the quest ]

72. Do you want something: Probably
73. Virgin: I bought a painting called "Virgin"
74. What do you hate: Egotism and group stupidity
75. Who hates you: I wouldn't know
76. Dirty little secret: I want a harem
77. Dreams: To found a commune of nudist poets and artists
78. Who do you love: Characters in literature
79. 3 Victims: I don't like to victimize people
80. Message: When the llamas return, head to the hills